“If they’re going to pull this PC bullshit and cater to these liberal crybabies instead of us, they can take their shitty game and go fuck themselves,” says Nick Reismeyer, a self-professed Gold Find Barb. Some are even threatening to boycott the game despite being hardcore fans for nearly 30 years. Others railing against the undesirable form claimed Blizzard had “gone woke” and would soon consequently “go broke”. “I guess the only benefit is that I won’t have to clean the jizz stalactites forming under my computer desk – well, as often.” “My red-blooded lust for pixelated tits and narrow waistlines must be sated,” chimed in Ricky Edelstein, whose rounded shoulders and hunched back glowed in the light of his custom gaming rig. I can absolutely suspend disbelief for all the things I think are cool, but I refuse to accept a character who wears a 2XL. “It’s really, really important to me that a universe that employs magic, monsters, and a mystical stash where items can be accessed regardless of where they were left – is unhindered by a variety of body types. “I can’t get hard to this,” says Stephen Cimento, a 43 year old divorced father of two. Many took aim at the female Druids and their lack of sex appeal. “It’s my favorite class and now it’s ruined.” Completely unrealistic,” says Andrew Lipschitz, whose tag is MommyMilkerz#1972. While some were overjoyed to experience cross-platform play, the engaging storyline, and the reintroduction of the Rogue class – the grumbling largely focused on the increased size of the Druid. IRVINE – Sanctuary opened its gates once again for Diablo IV’s open beta late last month, and fans across the world voiced an array of opinions.
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